Saturday, February 26, 2005
This email I got from "web@fbi.gov" is hilarious:
Dear Sir/Madam, we have logged your IP-address on more than 40 illegal Websites. Important: Please answer our questions! The list of questions are attached. Yours faithfully, M. John Stellford ++-++ Federal Bureau of Investigation -FBI- ++-++ 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, Room 2130 ++-++ Washington, DC 20535 ++-++ (202) 324-3000 *-* Attachment: No Virus found *-* "KETAN" Anti-Virus Service *-* http://www.ketan.orgAttached is the file text-indictment_cit1470.zip, which my ISP (ketan.org) has already scanned for me and found to be free of viruses. I'm so helpful. Additionally, it appears that the entire FBI fits in a single room.